Very Funny Poems for Kids

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Short Funny Poems

While they're certainly not any easier to write, short  and very funny poems are quicker to read! Check out this page of short poems to see if any tickle your funny bone!

Cocker Spaniel

Plain Old Funny Poems

They're not really plain, and not sure how old they are...but they 'are' funny. So read and enjoy this very funny poem selection.

KooKoo Cow funny poem

Funny Kids' Poems

Just about all the poems on this site are kid-friendly, even though I write them to amuse myself. Click here or on the picture below for a page of very funny poems for kids. 

bee poem

Funny Rhyming Poems

Truth be told, most of my poems are rhyming poems, though it is a matter of opinion if they are funny. Enjoy these rhymes, and maybe i'll get to work and try and write some free verse for you... Nah, I like the rhymes!

Sharp Nose

Funny Food Poems

What can I say? I girl has to eat! Most of  us have food favorites. And whether or not these poems are about your favorite foods, they are all in good taste. (Sorry , I couldn't help myself. Please excuse the pun.) These food poems are yours to enjoy!

Breakfast Poem

Twisted Funny Poems

Herbert Hillbert Hubert Snod

What would life be like without a little bit of odd? Boring! That's what it would be! Take a gander at these twisted funny poems, and let your weird out for a ride!

Very Funny Family Poems

Homesick from summer camp poem by Denise Rodgers on

What would we do without our family? In some cases, we don't know what to do 'with' them! But whether it's your parents, your siblings, your spouse or your kids (or cousins, uncles and aunts), family is a great proving ground for the creation of some very funny poems. Need to let off some steam? Have a blast with these funny family poems.

Very Funny Animal Poems

NOAH'S ARK poem for kids by Denise Rodgers on

Animals are the simpler versions of ourselves. That's why we love having dogs and cats around the house. They are so much less complicated than humans. And funny. And then there are animals in the zoo, and out in the wild. Plenty of animal poems to read about here.

Funny School Poems

School bus

School is where our children go to work each day. It can be just as stressful for our kids at school as it is for us at work! That's why it's fun to see the lighter side with these funny school poems.

Funny Michigan Poems

Funny Michigan Poems for Kids. Michigan lighthouse.

Okay, most people aren't from Michigan, even if I am (and always have been). It's pretty here, even when we're not in the middle of a gray winter. (At least the snow is white.) But we have four of the five great lakes on our border, beautiful state parks, and a very rich history, starting with the Native Americans, who managed to live here without air conditioning. (Very brave indeed, pun intended.) If you're from Michigan, or if you're in the least bit interested in Michigan, check out these very funny poems!

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  • Funny Family Poems

    These funny family poems remind you that there is really no such thing as a "normal" family. Enjoy a letter home from camp, sibling rivalry, a grandma that can't bake cookies, and a very hairy uncle.

  • Irish Limericks

    All of these Irish limericks are about Ireland. There are so many cool city and county names on the emerald isle, that ideas for these Irish limericks are plentiful.

  • Funny Limericks

    Funny limericks are so much fun you could practically call them a guilty pleasure.

Poetry Permissions Denise Rodgers
A Little Bit of Nonsense by Denise Rodgers on
GREAT LAKES RHYTHM AND RHYME, Michigan poems for kids by Denise Rodgers on

Classroom Poem News on Girl in envelope.


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