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May 13, 2020

Funny Fathers Day Poems

Funny Fathers Day poems are the perfect way to give your dad a laugh -- while letting him know how special he is to you.

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Apr 29, 2020

Funny Mothers Day Poems

The funny Mothers Day poems and Mom Poems on this page are perfect for sharing with your mom or grandma.

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Apr 08, 2020

Funny Poems

A collection of funny poems -- from Barefoot Bob to a talking Sphinx.

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Mar 16, 2020

Funny Zoo Poems

Get a chuckle with these funny zoo poems. Read about the elephant with the bad ear ache, and other wacky zoo poems.

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Mar 06, 2020

Funny Animal Poems

Funny animal poems about zebras, the electric eel, turtles, the duck-billed platypus, and the Dodo bird.

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Feb 21, 2020

US President Poems

President poems for every president of the United States.

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Feb 19, 2020

Funny Dog Poems

Funny dog poems about dog shows, dog poop, lazy dogs, and even a dog and pony show (and more)!

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Feb 12, 2020

of night

bright light spotted or stripe humming around in the dark of night the thin long feathers that brought to me shivers its open beak and a sudden shriek

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Feb 12, 2020

petite tear

the tears are drooping like a feather so warm just like the weather don't stop just drop dance along the cheek when the wind will nicely shriek salty

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Feb 07, 2020

How To Teach Poetry

How to teach poetry to kids with sections on alliteration, simile, metaphor, onomatopoeia, couplets, ballads, acrostics, and more!

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Jan 31, 2020

Ballad Poetry

The definition of ballad poetry, along with two illustrated examples.

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Jan 28, 2020

Funny Simile Poems

Funny simile poems are as light as a mid-summer breeze, as heavy as a two-ton truck, silly as a well-dressed porch goose, and as serious as ... well, they're not too serious.

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Jan 17, 2020

Acrostic Poems and Acrostic Poetry

Acrostic poems are those poems written by using each letter of the title word. They are fun to write and a little bit challenging when you rhyme them a bit in alternating lines. Read on for acrostic

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Jan 11, 2020

Onomatopoeia Poems

Onomatopoeia poems bop to the beat, buzz like a bee, and whoosh through the door. Onomatopoeia sounds like what it describes.

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Dec 16, 2019

Funny Sonnet Poems and How to Write a Sonnet

Did you think all sonnets are dusty old love poems? Check out these funny sonnet poems. Also some instruction on how to write your own sonnet!

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