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Enjoy these funny short poems for kids and everyone else.
A collection of funny poems -- from Barefoot Bob to a talking Sphinx.
Independence Day poems for kids about the USA 4th of July celebrations!
Funny Fathers Day poems are the perfect way to give your dad a laugh -- while letting him know how special he is to you.
The funny Mothers Day poems and Mom Poems on this page are perfect for sharing with your mom or grandma.
Get a chuckle with these funny zoo poems. Read about the elephant with the bad ear ache, and other wacky zoo poems.
Funny animal poems about zebras, the electric eel, turtles, the duck-billed platypus, and the Dodo bird.
President poems for every president of the United States.
Funny dog poems about dog shows, dog poop, lazy dogs, and even a dog and pony show (and more)!
bright light spotted or stripe humming around in the dark of night the thin long feathers that brought to me shivers its open beak and a sudden shriek
the tears are drooping like a feather so warm just like the weather don't stop just drop dance along the cheek when the wind will nicely shriek salty
How to teach poetry to kids with sections on alliteration, simile, metaphor, onomatopoeia, couplets, ballads, acrostics, and more!
The definition of ballad poetry, along with two illustrated examples.
Funny simile poems are as light as a mid-summer breeze, as heavy as a two-ton truck, silly as a well-dressed porch goose, and as serious as ... well, they're not too serious.
Funny acrostic poems are those poems written by using each letter of the title word. They are fun to write and a little bit challenging when you rhyme them a bit in alternating lines. Read on for acrostic